Anonymous asked:u are so annoying, everything u do is for attention!
my plan is working. welcome to my blog, where it’s all about me.
Anonymous asked:Is it bad if I eat two slices of turkey with a blueberry greek yogurt and a random fruit late at night around 8:30 ? Will the fruit hurt me?
Fruit is a very non-confrontational, non-violent species, I wouldn’t worry about it hurting you.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge:Don't hold the fridge open so long
If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen